New Orleans Misses Me
  1. Hairdo of the Day!
Swagadoo…that was her word! LOL
  2. Mornin.
  3. imsoshive:

    *walks into KFC*

    Cashier: Hi, welcome to KFC. How may I help you?

    Me: Yeah … is there a Popeyes around here?

    (via roropcoldchain)

  4. lovesexyistheone:

October 2, 1988 ~ NYC ~ Lovesexy Tour
  5. innovacetion:



Speaks for itself

Take note of the:
black runner’s awareness of what he’s facing;
judge’s position;
white runner with his head down (oblivious to his opponent’s path/what he has to go through) 

  6. imsoshive:



    There is noting like coming home and taking off your pants.

    and your bra..

    and your leg …

    Don’t make me hop after you!




    idk why characters are still fucking with this clown on ahs, bruh. don’t nobody notice how dirty he is? or quiet? i know killer clowns weren’t a thing in the 50s but damn, doesn’t he trip out any characters? the fuck?

    You’re thinking as a viewer with 3rd person knowledge… You…

    My thing is, they’re all being too cool with his creepy ass around. How does he get from place to place?! Does nobody notice this weirdo lurking around chopping folks up?

  8. "You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."

    -Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

    I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 


    (via robinade)

    Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

    (via spookychan)

    i feel like maybe i’ve gone in reverse.

    (via mooncalfe)

    (via freshest-tittymilk)

  9. chocolatepussay:

the baddest in the game
  10. journeytogirly:



Mr. Rogers makes us all look terrible.
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The most amazing dude to walk the friggin earth!

The prototype.